chicaqowhite:

dear bea

chicaqowhite:

dear bea

staypozitive:

Stickers are now available! :] get yours here ► staypositive.me (on the sidebar)

staypozitive:

Stickers are now available! :] get yours here staypositive.me (on the sidebar)

(via staypozitive)

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • *laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money

(Source: jkenjym, via staypozitive)